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Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you to be unable to post in the osu! forums.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
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everyday, you will experience a near death situation though this will not affect where, when, or how you will actually die
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Thanks, just when I thought my panic attacks couldn't get worse.

You're cursed with everything you eat or drink tasting like copper, including water.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
At least there's something I can get my energy from.
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Unable to react quickly.
TGGD
591 posts
ed November 2021
That's actually kinda useful for some things

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I curse you to wear a watch that every hour plays you a creepy 30 minute lullaby
Zelzatter Zero
4,046 posts
ed October 2016
could i ask what that song is? imma map it in osu

I curse you to be stuck in a loop when you wake up in a nightmare only for it to turn out to be another nightmare and repeat
Stomiks
9,043 posts
ed March 2021
How long would that loop last?

I curse you to getting mildy inconvenienced at the most important times of your life.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
I'm already used to it. I hate it. c: 😔
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Tryhard to do something until it is perfect or people feel satisfied about your achievements.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
i guess that's a good way to actually do well in college??? at the expense of college life(or the lack of) of course

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the earth will randomly push on you a meter or drop a meter, this will not happen while sleeping
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Nausea.
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Reading a nightmare bedtime story every night that has a high chance it will happened on the next day.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Okay, going to the closest library and getting successful stories. Thank you!

I curse you with a fly getting stuck into every screen you use.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Better than hair.
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You forget the meaning of a certain word daily and counting.
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
That's so hippopotamus! I don't know what that word means but I hope it describes how I feel.

I curse you with your keyboard being sticky.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
sticccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyfk o
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Sleep more do less, unable to finish your progress.
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with uncanny ads appearing on every website you go to that has ads.
Rimeeny
35 posts
ed March 2021
i curse you to be able to drink water past 10pm (the best water)
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
that does nothing though

you (and everyone else) will experience the rotation of the earth go faster by 0.1% a day
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JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Going to be windy and some other things that shouldn't be happening.
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Speaking languages that no one will understand you.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Shame on you, people already have trouble understanding me no matter what I speak.

You're cursed with your feet being made of glass.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
I'm short now.
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Your hands touch to gold.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
You know, I condemned humanity now, you watched that Kurzgesagt video on what would happen?

I curse you with youtube and every video you watch to be stuck at 144p.
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JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Better than nothing.
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Every minute you feel like someone is staring at you and you can't ignore it.
Stomiks
9,043 posts
ed March 2021
The ghost in my house always stares at me.

You trip and fall every 10,000 steps.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
I managed to get up the 10,001st with broken bones.
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Sneeze out loud non-stop.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
that would give me a nosebleed and spray blood everywhere

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your storyline in life will be shifted towards becoming a idol
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Uh...
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Being in the Dance Plague.
Stomiks
9,043 posts
ed March 2021
party rockers in the house tonight?

You tell every person you meet your deepest secrets.
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JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
My deepest secret isn't that severe.
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Having sleep paralysis frequently.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Crap.

On random days, your height will be 10 centimeters taller or shorter.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
seem awkward to me

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your pc will do everything for you it thinks you want but you can't use it otherwise(can't input anything)
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Less motivated it is.
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Involved in chain letter - that is real.
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Corne2Plum3
Global
1,849 posts
ed November 2019
what?

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You're a furry forever, with no way to become an human anymore?
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Nice.
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Become your worst nightmare.
TGGD
591 posts
ed November 2021
Ohh, jeez
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Having your phone alarm ring every hour
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
I'm used to it.
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Overslept at the important things and missed out every time.
Corne2Plum3
Global
1,849 posts
ed November 2019
Noooooooooo

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You grow by 1 inch every day.
Cubedflame
172 posts
ed August 2021
your feet are now hands
Corne2Plum3
Global
1,849 posts
ed November 2019
Bruh but useful when playing osu!mania

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Everytime you see the number 727 you fall asleep.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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a random street in your city will turn into a lake for a day, if it happens where you're currently residing, the building you're in will float until the regular street is removed
Cubedflame
172 posts
ed August 2021
oh okay

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you will miss the second-to-last note on every map you play
Corne2Plum3
Global
1,849 posts
ed November 2019
Gonna play geometry dash then

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You're now a GMT
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
damn i guess i can't fc anymore

got ninjaposted

quitting rn

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you'll see that you're walking into a fire at random then when you think about it, the fire goes away
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Corne2Plum3
Global
1,849 posts
ed November 2019
Don't care, never planned to walk to fire, plus would be useful to reduce fire damage.

When you're not alone, you're horny during 18 minutes every hour.
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Wait, I'm already like this, crap.

You will NEVER find a shoe of your size in any store.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Guess I make one.
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Playing silly games in public every time.
Corne2Plum3
Global
1,849 posts
ed November 2019
Oh shit
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Everytime you post on Twitter you get ratio'd
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Bold of you to assume I still use twitter regularly.

Every time you greet someone you will shout a "woof".
In case you're a furry you won't be able to imitate animals.
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Rimeeny
35 posts
ed March 2021
so basically no more making friends :(

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everytime you pee, you will always have that last drop that wont come out until u put ur pants back on
Zelzatter Zero
4,046 posts
ed October 2016
naur, anything but that

I curse you to take a shot every second you open or look at any electronic devices
MangaGrumpy
355 posts
ed May 2022
I don't drink tho >:)

Every time you drink water, you get urinary incontinence out of nowhere for an hour
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Man.
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You yourself are having an input delay - meaning no matter how perfect you hit, it isn't show perfect or maximum score.
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Goodbye games that require time precision, so, no more shooters, rhythm, fighting or driving games.

You're cursed with all your pencils writing as a 9H.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
i hate that

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each liquid you drink will taste more positively flavorful to no end, even when you are overwhelmed
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Corne2Plum3
Global
1,849 posts
ed November 2019
...

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You're literally a furry
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Duh.
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You can't speak properly and stutter a lot.
Corne2Plum3
Global
1,849 posts
ed November 2019
Now I'll take something to write on it.
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Every number you see become 727
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Zelzatter Zero
4,046 posts
ed October 2016
the moment when you see it

everything you see became a block.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Minecraft or lego?

You're cursed with your blood being green.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
The colour is different.
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Your tears will be blood.
Stomiks
9,043 posts
ed March 2021
Guess I'm a daily blood donor now.

You stink 5x more than the average person.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Nice, I guess.
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You're no longer can eat your favourite food.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
NOOOOOO.

You're cursed with your teeth being of any color, except white and any of its shades.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Lil' Gucci.
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Bad luck always hits you.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
damn i guess i can't do anything surrounding luck

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your phone's battery drain always accelerates until the phone dies, then it restarts
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Time to use portable charger.
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You don't have fingers.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
you know, screw it.

You're cursed with your screens turning green.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
terminal interface time

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all your chargeable devices can explode if they hit 100% charge
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
I don't charge 100%-
*explodes*

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Your least favourite weather hits at your area everytime.
B0ii
594 posts
ed November 2021
Well, might as well stay inside
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Every single Topic you create will die within 10 minutes
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,263 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
I'm... sort of used to it... ;w;

The game you've spent most money at turns out to be ftp by next week permanently.
nominomu
707 posts
ed June 2022
geometry dash is sometimes referred to as '4$ square game' so idc
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you must fight both a horse-sized duck and 100 duck-sized horses at the same time
Stomiks
9,043 posts
ed March 2021
So just an easy one-time curse huh?

You will be cancelled everytime you gain mainstream attention.
[[[[[[
898 posts
ed August 2019
i curse the guy under me to never have a cute furry bf
B0ii
594 posts
ed November 2021
I'm not a furry tho...
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You can't say "gg"
TGGD
591 posts
ed November 2021
That kinda sucks
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I curse with fire spreading around you every 15 minutes
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
not a problem if there's no fire to spread
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you wake up on a/the ceiling everyday somehow
[ Sebastian ]
585 posts
ed July 2021
Not a problem for me :)

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I curse you lose you're sense of taste.
GamlA
94 posts
ed April 2022
That's me about 25% of the time

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I curse you to have every packet of chips you buy to be so crushed you will have to suck them up with a straw.
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Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with random items disappearing and reappearing at random times
179bpm
565 posts
ed October 2021
oh boy can’t wait to lose my skill in osu mania and get it back randomly

I curse you so that it always feels like you need to sneeze but can’t
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Stomiks
9,043 posts
ed March 2021
Jokes on you! I don't have a nose!

I curse you with never being able to hold anything
synthwavesquid
228 posts
ed February 2021
i have no grip and i must hold

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i curse you with terrifying visions of alternate worlds... but it's only terrifying by their standards (which may or may not align with your own)
Achromalia
364 posts
ed November 2016
that is strikingly intuitive... maybe i will appreciate the informative extra life experience and a hint of inspiration, maybe i will be wracked with the horrors in paranoid paralyzed silence, i will sit and watch either way

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i curse you with the deprivation of one form of conventional sensation (except for the sense of touch) which alternates once per day in an inconsistent order and persists through the entirety of that given day
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Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

I curse you to only be able to speak the 1k most common words in all your languages.
reffty_gag
395 posts
ed July 2023
I curse you to not being able to shit
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I don't give a shit. Quite literally.

I curse you with all your keyboards becoming dollar bin equivalents.
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
ed September 2017
Can type (if speed is not a concern)? Yeah. Can play games? Hell nah.

I curse you with always having that feeling that there's a bug crawling up your legs, but there won't be anything there; just your hair tickling you.
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
You're cruel.

I curse you with both sides of your pillow being warm.
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
ed February 2023
You only perform well only if you are angry or going insane
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
So essentially become Max Verstappen? Hell yeah!

I curse you with being unable to go within 1km of a blahaj anymore.
synthwavesquid
228 posts
ed February 2021
like... effective immediately? because if that's so-

[gets launched 1km to the left straight through at least two buildings and dies instantly]

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i curse you with being possessed (while retaining partial control/awareness) by a random ghost every day
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Tateshina Eve
373 posts
ed September 2017
Lord have mercy, those ghosts would make me do crazy things!

I curse you with the inability to hide your true feelings from others, so that you'll literally always speak your mind out loud whenever you have a thought about someone, even if you don't want to.
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
ed February 2023
i kinda do have that..?

i curse you with turrete syndrome but instead of ticks you shout a random science term that you don't understead
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
Depending on how often that happens, it can either be not that bad or a pain in the butt.

I curse you with your computer always performing like a windows 7 era netbook, no matter what specs it has.
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
ed February 2023
tbh my laptop is like 7 years old

i curse you with often stumbilg on flat surfaces
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Achromalia
364 posts
ed November 2016
good thing my living environment is small and easy enough to navigate safely... additionally, i'm fortunate to not need to spend much time walking at all

i curse you with being imperceptible during every time you have anything of significance to say
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
ed February 2023
Does that include cringe things?

I curse you with a random stat of yours plummetting to lowest. Said stat changes everyday
synthwavesquid
228 posts
ed February 2021
my interfacing stat plummets to zero one day and while i regain my sense of humanity i can't use a mouse with any precision

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i curse you with having a perpetual twitch chat inside your head. they don't exist in any physical manner, but you can see their messages and sometimes get donation alerts with tts. those donations *do* give you money and you can get more by appeasing your chat
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Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
People around me would think i am crazy but could be worse.

I curse you with becoming the biggest fan of Lewis Hamilton of all time.

You may think it's chill, but it really isn't because your entire life revolves around him.
Achromalia
364 posts
ed November 2016
money in what form and received in what sense? depending on the form and sense, a number of extra assumptions may have to be made for that accusation to be a plausible interpretation (but that may be my ignorance of how money is tracked) unless that accusation comes from the chat, in which case, nevermind

i already have enough of a chat to deal with on this channel, so i'm probably going to actually be at -4 at that rate even if i would enjoy sating my human-perspective curiosity on of having extra opinions on every moment i witness or act upon

at least there is money to survive on

oh

that would be awfully limiting... i adore the thought of it (especially if i could watch someone invest themself in that interest) but i would genuinely hate that in practice, well done

∷ ☆ ∷

i curse you with a sensitive medically-idiopathic rash creeping across most of any body you could possibly occupy
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