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would sound quite wrong coming from me


any fan, air conditioner, and heater you turn on will blow x100 the expected speed
100x the speed, 100x the fun!

I curse you with no arms on your body.
I curse you with all your rubik's cubes turning into rubik's brand when you touch them.
I curse you, so everytime you reach 100 combo, you'll be nervous and your cursor will be shaking
Topic Starter
I'll play other gamemodes.

I curse you with your doors taking at least 30 minutes to open.
Are you kidding me!?

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I curse you with a spoon you have to hold for eternity but it hurts you every 10 minutes
oof

i curse you with you slamming your pinky into a door every time you close it
ouch

I curse you with someone stalking you every time you go to the bathroom.
ok that's just uncomfortable


a random 1m bubble will appear within the city(or town or village) you live in every minute and when that bubble touches something, the bubble will explode, sending out the exact amount of water
the rate of bubbles appearing will double every week at midnight at your local time
Topic Starter
The whaaaaat.

I curse you with your teeth being made of glass.
What?

I curse you with a necklace that you are forced to wear but every hour plays a random creepy sound
I curse you with an immortal amogus watching your every move.
Sussy baka.
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You always make predictions on what happens next but you can't tell if it's true or not.
I curse you to act like a toddler for 15 minutes at random invertals everyday.
I already did.
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You can't forget everything you ed that gives your nightmare.
I curse you with your s on online video games getting randomly banned and unbanned
You're going to have a malfunction system in your PC.
It takes a really long time to figure out the problem and it happened on your big day presentation always.
I curse you to be a rat
I curse you to be unable to post in the osu! forums.
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everyday, you will experience a near death situation though this will not affect where, when, or how you will actually die
Topic Starter
Thanks, just when I thought my panic attacks couldn't get worse.

You're cursed with everything you eat or drink tasting like copper, including water.
At least there's something I can get my energy from.
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Unable to react quickly.
That's actually kinda useful for some things

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I curse you to wear a watch that every hour plays you a creepy 30 minute lullaby
could i ask what that song is? imma map it in osu

I curse you to be stuck in a loop when you wake up in a nightmare only for it to turn out to be another nightmare and repeat
How long would that loop last?

I curse you to getting mildy inconvenienced at the most important times of your life.
I'm already used to it. I hate it. c: 😔
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Tryhard to do something until it is perfect or people feel satisfied about your achievements.
i guess that's a good way to actually do well in college??? at the expense of college life(or the lack of) of course

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the earth will randomly push on you a meter or drop a meter, this will not happen while sleeping
Nausea.
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Reading a nightmare bedtime story every night that has a high chance it will happened on the next day.
Topic Starter
Okay, going to the closest library and getting successful stories. Thank you!

I curse you with a fly getting stuck into every screen you use.
Better than hair.
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You forget the meaning of a certain word daily and counting.
Topic Starter
That's so hippopotamus! I don't know what that word means but I hope it describes how I feel.

I curse you with your keyboard being sticky.
sticccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyfk o
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Sleep more do less, unable to finish your progress.
I curse you with uncanny ads appearing on every website you go to that has ads.
i curse you to be able to drink water past 10pm (the best water)
that does nothing though

you (and everyone else) will experience the rotation of the earth go faster by 0.1% a day
Going to be windy and some other things that shouldn't be happening.
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Speaking languages that no one will understand you.
Topic Starter
Shame on you, people already have trouble understanding me no matter what I speak.

You're cursed with your feet being made of glass.
I'm short now.
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Your hands touch to gold.
Topic Starter
You know, I condemned humanity now, you watched that Kurzgesagt video on what would happen?

I curse you with youtube and every video you watch to be stuck at 144p.
Better than nothing.
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Every minute you feel like someone is staring at you and you can't ignore it.
The ghost in my house always stares at me.

You trip and fall every 10,000 steps.
I managed to get up the 10,001st with broken bones.
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Sneeze out loud non-stop.
that would give me a nosebleed and spray blood everywhere

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your storyline in life will be shifted towards becoming a idol
Uh...
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Being in the Dance Plague.
party rockers in the house tonight?

You tell every person you meet your deepest secrets.
My deepest secret isn't that severe.
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Having sleep paralysis frequently.
Topic Starter
Crap.

On random days, your height will be 10 centimeters taller or shorter.
seem awkward to me

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your pc will do everything for you it thinks you want but you can't use it otherwise(can't input anything)
Less motivated it is.
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Involved in chain letter - that is real.
what?

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You're a furry forever, with no way to become an human anymore?
Nice.
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Become your worst nightmare.
Ohh, jeez
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Having your phone alarm ring every hour
I'm used to it.
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Overslept at the important things and missed out every time.
Noooooooooo

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You grow by 1 inch every day.
your feet are now hands
Bruh but useful when playing osu!mania

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Everytime you see the number 727 you fall asleep.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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a random street in your city will turn into a lake for a day, if it happens where you're currently residing, the building you're in will float until the regular street is removed
oh okay

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you will miss the second-to-last note on every map you play
Gonna play geometry dash then

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You're now a GMT
damn i guess i can't fc anymore

got ninjaposted

quitting rn

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you'll see that you're walking into a fire at random then when you think about it, the fire goes away
Don't care, never planned to walk to fire, plus would be useful to reduce fire damage.

When you're not alone, you're horny during 18 minutes every hour.
Topic Starter
Wait, I'm already like this, crap.

You will NEVER find a shoe of your size in any store.
Guess I make one.
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Playing silly games in public every time.
Oh shit
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Everytime you post on Twitter you get ratio'd
Topic Starter
Bold of you to assume I still use twitter regularly.

Every time you greet someone you will shout a "woof".
In case you're a furry you won't be able to imitate animals.
so basically no more making friends :(

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everytime you pee, you will always have that last drop that wont come out until u put ur pants back on
naur, anything but that

I curse you to take a shot every second you open or look at any electronic devices
I don't drink tho >:)

Every time you drink water, you get urinary incontinence out of nowhere for an hour
Man.
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You yourself are having an input delay - meaning no matter how perfect you hit, it isn't show perfect or maximum score.
Topic Starter
Goodbye games that require time precision, so, no more shooters, rhythm, fighting or driving games.

You're cursed with all your pencils writing as a 9H.
i hate that

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each liquid you drink will taste more positively flavorful to no end, even when you are overwhelmed
...

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You're literally a furry
Duh.
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You can't speak properly and stutter a lot.
Now I'll take something to write on it.
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Every number you see become 727
the moment when you see it

everything you see became a block.
Topic Starter
Minecraft or lego?

You're cursed with your blood being green.
The colour is different.
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Your tears will be blood.
Guess I'm a daily blood donor now.

You stink 5x more than the average person.
Nice, I guess.
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You're no longer can eat your favourite food.
Topic Starter
NOOOOOO.

You're cursed with your teeth being of any color, except white and any of its shades.
Lil' Gucci.
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Bad luck always hits you.
damn i guess i can't do anything surrounding luck

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your phone's battery drain always accelerates until the phone dies, then it restarts
Time to use portable charger.
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You don't have fingers.
Topic Starter
you know, screw it.

You're cursed with your screens turning green.
terminal interface time

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all your chargeable devices can explode if they hit 100% charge
I don't charge 100%-
*explodes*

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Your least favourite weather hits at your area everytime.
Well, might as well stay inside
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Every single Topic you create will die within 10 minutes
Topic Starter
I'm... sort of used to it... ;w;

The game you've spent most money at turns out to be ftp by next week permanently.
geometry dash is sometimes referred to as '4$ square game' so idc
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you must fight both a horse-sized duck and 100 duck-sized horses at the same time
So just an easy one-time curse huh?

You will be cancelled everytime you gain mainstream attention.
i curse the guy under me to never have a cute furry bf
I'm not a furry tho...
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You can't say "gg"
That kinda sucks
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I curse with fire spreading around you every 15 minutes
not a problem if there's no fire to spread
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you wake up on a/the ceiling everyday somehow
Not a problem for me :)

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I curse you lose you're sense of taste.
That's me about 25% of the time

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I curse you to have every packet of chips you buy to be so crushed you will have to suck them up with a straw.
I curse you with random items disappearing and reappearing at random times
oh boy can’t wait to lose my skill in osu mania and get it back randomly

I curse you so that it always feels like you need to sneeze but can’t
Jokes on you! I don't have a nose!

I curse you with never being able to hold anything
i have no grip and i must hold

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i curse you with terrifying visions of alternate worlds... but it's only terrifying by their standards (which may or may not align with your own)
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