I still have the choice of which parts of my dreams to record though :3 Plus since I can deem them as my closest friend, they should be able to accept anything I come up with. After all I don't have direct control over my dreams.
Depends on what kind of toilet paper. If it's the soft, nice double ply kind that feels like a cloud on your asshole, then hell yes. But if it's the cheap, sandpapery crap in public restrooms then I'd rather eat my own socks.
A pen that changes color to your mood and has a self-refilling inkwell.
No, I'd probably do something really stupid with it and end up hurting someone, lol.
The ability to know the name of every single person who has ever been attracted to you, with the catch that you will never be able to be with any of them.
