Yesh! *rides the broom* to narnia~

Rainbow cake?

Take just to try and barf out rainbows

Tiramisu

a bucket worth of it

me ? *O*

N-no thanks... (o.o )

osu! that has been crashed into million pieces?

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me ? *O*

N-no thanks... (o.o )

that hurts

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osu! that has been crashed into million pieces?

sure,
#summon peppy or MillhioreF to fix

slenderman ?

Yay i finally get to hug him :3

Blue's Clues' Handy Dandy Notebook

:/

a complete set of teletubbies' costume

nah, I want the sun costume

airman ?

No.

A haunted building in exchange to your current home?

YES! Haunted houses suki <3

Casper the friendly ghost

No thanks. I'd prefer having Yuyuko. <3 ( Touhou fanatic )

Sakuya Izayoi. =w=

Mokou only pls <3

Annoying loli

Sure. I'll tame her in no time.

A shy shota

No thanks.

A mug of lava?

id rather want an ice than a lava


rainbow?

Yup. I would like that!
Invisability?

of course
cats?

GIMME!!
The ability to never catch an STI no matter how much you tried?

Why would you try? Other than that, yes.

The knowledge of how many days a person of your choice will live.

cause I wouldn't know which person to choose.

A golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Nah, Not really into sweets.

The chance to meet anyone/anything you want (it can be something that doesn't exist eg. manga character), but have to travel in the future 50 years to be able to.

Nah, I'm old already :C

Ball?

Ball. ° u °

Some tea, maybe?

taking

Yoga Instructor

nonononono i hate yoga.

Cookies zi?

Leave and let rrtyui take the throne (⌐■_■)

200 dollar gift card to eat at a fancy restaurant 20 miles away.

Leave it. Its better for me to eat at my home. :3

A loli of your choice?

If its a sweet lolly then yes. If its loli as in lolita then no
All the video games in the world for the next 10 years

Sounds dangerously addictive and I don't know where I would put them all, so I will say no. Besides, I should be doing other more productive things like playing osu!

The ability to commit one legal murder in the method of your choice.

One? Not enough. I'll .

Have any one wish come true at the expense of not being allowed to wipe after sitting on the toilet for the rest of your life?

I wouldn't even consider it.

The ability to know when somebody is looking at you.

haha definitely

the ability to teleport anywhere, but, each and every use you use it, you age 1 month in advance and your body degrades little by little internally

I'd take it, I wouldn't use it often lol.

Power to read minds?

I'd love to take it if its controllable. =w=

A melon bread?

Yes~ :9

Being invisible?

Take >:3
A bass that skrillex dropped last year?

I- I always loved to collect the stuff bouke no skillsex dropped so that i can give it b-back to him, especially fishies><
i- it doesn't mean i- i like him or s-so, b-baka!

A decorative set of hashtags that you can hang up like a painting around your house?
and once you've hung them up, those hashtags are reading out loud different tweets of famous rappers & miley cyrus- every. 5. minutes.
One set includes 12 hashtags and when you hang them all up they'll each sync with eachother so they always have a synced out interval.

TL;DR
real hashtags that you can put on as house decorations with voice message to tweet miley cyrus every few minutes

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real hashtags that you can put on as house decorations with voice message to tweet miley cyrus every few minutes

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tweet miley cyrus

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miley cyrus

hell no.

A one way trip to go anywhere you like. (there's no way back)

No thanks. =w=

An encrypted mail message

Yes, that sounds fun.

The knowledge of every existing fact in exchange for the inability to learn.

Nope, I would rather keep my ability to learn from my mistakes.
The ability to be a chat for a day

No, thanks.

A needle?

I'll accept a golden needle.

The ability to stay in perfect physical and mental health without ever needing to sleep, on the condition that you lose the ability to sleep.

Well if I never got tired then yeah. I could play osu all night!
The ability to never cry.

No, thanks, I like showing emotions.

I offer you the chance of doing the thing you should have done ages ago.

I already have the chance and simply need to accomplish the task.

The ability to reverse the most tragic thing that has happened to you that you had no control over.

Absolutely, but I think my life would still be the same with him.

I offer you a cup of noodles.

No, wayyy too plain for my taste.

To have all your memories be entirely accurate, allowing you to vividly recall everything that happens to you, whether it be tragic or the one of the best days of your life.

Take please. I lack the ability to be sad.

The ability to cry when you want to.
Like, when you're sad and want to cry to show emotion, but you can't right now, so you get the ability to cry.
this isn't me i swear to godittotallyis

I have it.

An appearance that is extremely attractive to the grand majority of people.

Nah, I wouldn't be able to do my rape face anymore.

The DeLorean from back to the future.

No thanks.

Isopropyl Alcohol?

I'm too young! Oh screw it.
A drunken version of me that you could do what you wanted with.

No, thanks.

er tag?

Take it it adds extra months

A clear conscience for your whole life.

No thanks, that would be boring.

A live grenade

No, here you go *put it back on your hand* /me runs

still the grenade

Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?

My left hand.

ok.


an ice cube

Sure, why not?
Errr... how big is this thing exactly?

Cigarettes.

Take it. (And give them to my brother)

2,000,000.- cash, in your currency.

taking

same item

nah

my baby ?

only moe orz

you inner?

No thanks.

A hunting rifle?

Not for me.

A bright red apple.

as long as it doesn't kill me.

a plane ticket to Bali?

TAKE! Bali gimme pls

An empty fortune cookie

Maybe I'll meet nuts someday in Bali :3

OT: Why nut not? I'll eat the cookie :9

A racket?

what kinda racket? I'll take it anyway then I guess.

A super fluffy pillow?:D But the downside it the more you use it the flatter it gets.

Meh, gimmie!
A hugging pillow

salted_nuts hugging pillow plz

Cats, cats and more cats.

Yeeeess!

How about birds?

birds are so pretty yes!
How about dogs?

Fuck no. I was always a cat person >.<

A 3 foot lollipop?

i'd probably sell it instead of eating it though haha

worlds largest chocolate bar?

Naturally.

The next sequel to your favourite movie but in 240p.

nah

Play Station 1?

Not huge on console gaming, leave.

A cozy fireplace.

YES

A camera of your choice?

No, thanks.

A drink of your choice?

Yes, I would like some tea.

The ability to record and watch your dreams, under the condition that you have to watch them with your closest friend.

I still have the choice of which parts of my dreams to record though :3 Plus since I can deem them as my closest friend, they should be able to accept anything I come up with. After all I don't have direct control over my dreams.

An infinite roll of toilet paper

Yes. That would make living so much easier.

Half a glass of this not so suspicious liquid.

Depends on what kind of toilet paper. If it's the soft, nice double ply kind that feels like a cloud on your asshole, then hell yes. But if it's the cheap, sandpapery crap in public restrooms then I'd rather eat my own socks.

A pen that changes color to your mood and has a self-refilling inkwell.

Take, but I'd probably lose it sooner or later

A pair of wings

Ofc - take, who wouldn't wanna fly?

A fake college diploma that would actually trick people.

Don't need it anymore. Would have been useful two years ago though

A carnival ride of your choice.

No thanks. I hate carnival rides... ._.

A 19 inch mousepad?

the fuck would anyone need a 19 inch mousepad for?

getting your car shit on by a seagull with a midas touch

I don't have a car.

A free, just-cooked, In-N-Out burger

Who would say no to that?


The ability to survive without sleeping.

no, i prefer sleeping to being awake, im not depressing when im asleep

friends

No thanks. ( I don't like friends being offered )

A fan that has a speed of 7000 rpm?

No, I'd probably do something really stupid with it and end up hurting someone, lol.



The ability to know the name of every single person who has ever been attracted to you, with the catch that you will never be able to be with any of them.

Yes please, take.

A giant beach ball.

Sure.

Someone else's pure gold trophy

Thank you, I will take it to the gold traders in amsterdam who claim to give goudeerlijke prijsjes

A bag

If it's a douchebag.

A t

I'll take that from you, you smell fresh!

a big L