Sorry but I don't speak nerdese.

A molten closet?

No thx. probably smells like chemicals and unwashed ballsack (sorry to offend people who have smelly testicles).

except- if it doesn't smell like that and it looks cool. I would keep it.

The hardest puzzle in the entire universe no wo/man has ever solved and solving it will grant you an unlimited supply of anything you want. forever.

I'll take that.

A lifetime supply of donuts?

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote: h4n3v

except- if it doesn't smell like that and it looks cool. I would keep it.

Would not smell like that, why/how would it? Also all molten closets look cool.

OT: Yes please. The only thing better than donuts are habanero crisps. And my owner.

A highly experimental synthesizer?

Sure, I'll tinker with it for a while

A yandere

Take.



An intelligent, talkative human head that's alive and living inside a science-y glass container.

I'd rather have a cute persocom like Chi.

Want a WTF blanket?

Possibly, depending on the edition.

A Jesus Christ Sponge?

If I can stick it down someone's pants.

A paper bag.

If I can force you to wear it.

Combination of 2 tanks of your choice?

I'll take a tank-top and a full tank of fuel then if I may p:

Russian roulette takoyakis

that's not a combination, baka...

and yes please

A can of pepper spray?

I'm not into self defense, but sure why not

a box of spaghetti o's

sure

a 1/1 scale gundam in your backyard

fuck yes

pants

nty

me

yes you please

a bidet

Never used one and looks strange. Leave.

My trust.

mommy told me not to talk to strangers

My lust.

uuum sure ?

peppy

No

Half-Life 2

No thanks.

Windows 98 desktop?

won't take it

a plain waffle?

CsavarNat16 wrote: m2r43

a plain waffle?

I understood...


but I'll take a plane waffle too, might be good for something, I guess.

Superhuman abilities but with a twist: you'll "die" within 24 hours after receiving the powers.

if that is the power to grant wishes I'll take it...
other than that no

one more try

peppy ?

YESH. Oh wait. No. Nah idk.

How about you?

No thank you. ._.

A parasol?

Nay.

A blanket?

ye :3c i need it for this circle

me

the cheesiest
yes please

a broken chair

sure, I could use it to prank someone

barbie doll?

Ew no

The sweaty guy under the teletubbies costume

yes

The sweaty guy under the barney costume

yes

The guy called cheesiest?

No

A partially working Gaming Rig?

no ,thanks

<-- i offer my head

Not in a million years.

A hoodie?

Yep, if it's the one you're wearing on your ava

A magical girl magic wand

No thanks. I'm not a girl to begin with.. ._.

Marisa's broom? (Touhou)

Yesh! *rides the broom* to narnia~

Rainbow cake?

Take just to try and barf out rainbows

Tiramisu

a bucket worth of it

me ? *O*

N-no thanks... (o.o )

osu! that has been crashed into million pieces?

Nathanael wrote: 3h6921

JokerFate wrote: 2kv48

me ? *O*

N-no thanks... (o.o )

that hurts

Nathanael wrote: 3h6921

osu! that has been crashed into million pieces?

sure,
#summon peppy or MillhioreF to fix

slenderman ?

Yay i finally get to hug him :3

Blue's Clues' Handy Dandy Notebook

:/

a complete set of teletubbies' costume

nah, I want the sun costume

airman ?

No.

A haunted building in exchange to your current home?

YES! Haunted houses suki <3

Casper the friendly ghost

No thanks. I'd prefer having Yuyuko. <3 ( Touhou fanatic )

Sakuya Izayoi. =w=

Mokou only pls <3

Annoying loli

Sure. I'll tame her in no time.

A shy shota

No thanks.

A mug of lava?

id rather want an ice than a lava


rainbow?

Yup. I would like that!
Invisability?

of course
cats?

GIMME!!
The ability to never catch an STI no matter how much you tried?

Why would you try? Other than that, yes.

The knowledge of how many days a person of your choice will live.

cause I wouldn't know which person to choose.

A golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Nah, Not really into sweets.

The chance to meet anyone/anything you want (it can be something that doesn't exist eg. manga character), but have to travel in the future 50 years to be able to.

Nah, I'm old already :C

Ball?

Ball. ° u °

Some tea, maybe?

taking

Yoga Instructor

nonononono i hate yoga.

Cookies zi?

Leave and let rrtyui take the throne (⌐■_■)

200 dollar gift card to eat at a fancy restaurant 20 miles away.

Leave it. Its better for me to eat at my home. :3

A loli of your choice?

If its a sweet lolly then yes. If its loli as in lolita then no
All the video games in the world for the next 10 years

Sounds dangerously addictive and I don't know where I would put them all, so I will say no. Besides, I should be doing other more productive things like playing osu!

The ability to commit one legal murder in the method of your choice.

One? Not enough. I'll .

Have any one wish come true at the expense of not being allowed to wipe after sitting on the toilet for the rest of your life?

I wouldn't even consider it.

The ability to know when somebody is looking at you.

haha definitely

the ability to teleport anywhere, but, each and every use you use it, you age 1 month in advance and your body degrades little by little internally

I'd take it, I wouldn't use it often lol.

Power to read minds?

I'd love to take it if its controllable. =w=

A melon bread?

Yes~ :9

Being invisible?

Take >:3
A bass that skrillex dropped last year?

I- I always loved to collect the stuff bouke no skillsex dropped so that i can give it b-back to him, especially fishies><
i- it doesn't mean i- i like him or s-so, b-baka!

A decorative set of hashtags that you can hang up like a painting around your house?
and once you've hung them up, those hashtags are reading out loud different tweets of famous rappers & miley cyrus- every. 5. minutes.
One set includes 12 hashtags and when you hang them all up they'll each sync with eachother so they always have a synced out interval.

TL;DR
real hashtags that you can put on as house decorations with voice message to tweet miley cyrus every few minutes

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote: h4n3v

real hashtags that you can put on as house decorations with voice message to tweet miley cyrus every few minutes

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote: h4n3v

tweet miley cyrus

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote: h4n3v

miley cyrus

hell no.

A one way trip to go anywhere you like. (there's no way back)

No thanks. =w=

An encrypted mail message

Yes, that sounds fun.

The knowledge of every existing fact in exchange for the inability to learn.

Nope, I would rather keep my ability to learn from my mistakes.
The ability to be a chat for a day

No, thanks.

A needle?

I'll accept a golden needle.

The ability to stay in perfect physical and mental health without ever needing to sleep, on the condition that you lose the ability to sleep.

Well if I never got tired then yeah. I could play osu all night!
The ability to never cry.

No, thanks, I like showing emotions.

I offer you the chance of doing the thing you should have done ages ago.

I already have the chance and simply need to accomplish the task.

The ability to reverse the most tragic thing that has happened to you that you had no control over.

Absolutely, but I think my life would still be the same with him.

I offer you a cup of noodles.

No, wayyy too plain for my taste.

To have all your memories be entirely accurate, allowing you to vividly recall everything that happens to you, whether it be tragic or the one of the best days of your life.

Take please. I lack the ability to be sad.

The ability to cry when you want to.
Like, when you're sad and want to cry to show emotion, but you can't right now, so you get the ability to cry.
this isn't me i swear to godittotallyis

I have it.

An appearance that is extremely attractive to the grand majority of people.

Nah, I wouldn't be able to do my rape face anymore.

The DeLorean from back to the future.

No thanks.

Isopropyl Alcohol?

I'm too young! Oh screw it.
A drunken version of me that you could do what you wanted with.

No, thanks.

er tag?

Take it it adds extra months

A clear conscience for your whole life.

No thanks, that would be boring.

A live grenade

No, here you go *put it back on your hand* /me runs

still the grenade

Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?

My left hand.

ok.


an ice cube

Sure, why not?
Errr... how big is this thing exactly?

Cigarettes.

Take it. (And give them to my brother)

2,000,000.- cash, in your currency.