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Ideolo
296 posts
ed June 2013
Fuck no. I was always a cat person >.<

A 3 foot lollipop?
mistysky
17 posts
ed August 2013
i'd probably sell it instead of eating it though haha

worlds largest chocolate bar?
Audiodelus
73 posts
ed August 2012
Naturally.

The next sequel to your favourite movie but in 240p.
CsavarNat16
340 posts
ed July 2012
nah

Play Station 1?
Trust
1,250 posts
ed March 2012
Not huge on console gaming, leave.

A cozy fireplace.
Birdy
5,753 posts
ed April 2011
YES

A camera of your choice?
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
ed April 2012
No, thanks.

A drink of your choice?
SapphireGhost
osu! Alumni
2,618 posts
ed June 2010
Yes, I would like some tea.

The ability to record and watch your dreams, under the condition that you have to watch them with your closest friend.
AmberLynx
626 posts
ed December 2010
I still have the choice of which parts of my dreams to record though :3 Plus since I can deem them as my closest friend, they should be able to accept anything I come up with. After all I don't have direct control over my dreams.

An infinite roll of toilet paper
Falapalagas
48 posts
ed October 2012
Yes. That would make living so much easier.

Half a glass of this not so suspicious liquid.
Kanye West
2,222 posts
ed July 2011
Depends on what kind of toilet paper. If it's the soft, nice double ply kind that feels like a cloud on your asshole, then hell yes. But if it's the cheap, sandpapery crap in public restrooms then I'd rather eat my own socks.

A pen that changes color to your mood and has a self-refilling inkwell.
Trust
1,250 posts
ed March 2012
Take, but I'd probably lose it sooner or later :(

A pair of wings
Awoo-
31 posts
ed May 2013
Ofc - take, who wouldn't wanna fly? :D

A fake college diploma that would actually trick people.
Kanye West
2,222 posts
ed July 2011
Don't need it anymore. Would have been useful two years ago though :P

A carnival ride of your choice.
Nathanael
Global
6,166 posts
ed January 2013
Topic Starter
No thanks. I hate carnival rides... ._.

A 19 inch mousepad?
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,957 posts
ed April 2009
the fuck would anyone need a 19 inch mousepad for?

getting your car shit on by a seagull with a midas touch
Apex_old
736 posts
ed May 2010
I don't have a car.

A free, just-cooked, In-N-Out burger
r e i y a
3 posts
ed August 2013
Who would say no to that?


The ability to survive without sleeping.
South
201 posts
ed July 2012
no, i prefer sleeping to being awake, im not depressing when im asleep

friends
Nathanael
Global
6,166 posts
ed January 2013
Topic Starter
No thanks. ( I don't like friends being offered )

A fan that has a speed of 7000 rpm?
r e i y a
3 posts
ed August 2013
No, I'd probably do something really stupid with it and end up hurting someone, lol.



The ability to know the name of every single person who has ever been attracted to you, with the catch that you will never be able to be with any of them.
Trust
1,250 posts
ed March 2012
Yes please, take.

A giant beach ball.
AmberLynx
626 posts
ed December 2010
Sure.

Someone else's pure gold trophy
laport
1,240 posts
ed June 2010
Thank you, I will take it to the gold traders in amsterdam who claim to give goudeerlijke prijsjes

A bag
Birdy
5,753 posts
ed April 2011
If it's a douchebag.

A t
laport
1,240 posts
ed June 2010
I'll take that from you, you smell fresh!

a big L
JareDeZane
79 posts
ed June 2013
why not?

a gigantic cookie.
CsavarNat16
340 posts
ed July 2012
Taking~ *noms*

Dull knife.
AmberLynx
626 posts
ed December 2010
*sharpens it*

Here a sharp knife...
...that Yuno is holding on to. OwO
Apex_old
736 posts
ed May 2010
I will take the sharp knife.

A month of free hip at Netflix
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
ed April 2012
I already have an .

I offer you three wishes.
boat
2,369 posts
ed February 2010
nah

I offer you nothing because I'm a cheap bastard
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
ed July 2012
I'll take half of it, please.

A free ticket to America. Any state of your choice. There's a condition, though- you may never leave the country, if you choose to go there.
Ideolo
296 posts
ed June 2013
I'm already there, so no thanks.

An omelette? lol
Restless Spirit
270 posts
ed May 2012
No thanks.

A scalpel.
Trust
1,250 posts
ed March 2012
.

The mind of a renowned scientist.
Awoo-
31 posts
ed May 2013
Fuck yeah, put it in one of those brain jars.

Tons and tons of any drug.
Yuzeyun
7,650 posts
ed September 2010
Reject.

The ability to change the future. However, you can't do it in your favor.
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
ed April 2012
Why would I do that, jeez. No.

A free handshake.
Yuzeyun
7,650 posts
ed September 2010
Take.

A ColecoVision.
Birdy
5,753 posts
ed April 2011
Definitely.

Kneesocks.
Falapalagas
48 posts
ed October 2012
Only if they've been used.

Bottle caps.
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
ed May 2012
BOTTLE CAPS? SORRY I CAN'T ACCEPT THEM OR ELSE I'D CONSTANTLY SHOUT AT THEM.

glasses that improves your vision and reflex immensily BUT those are the most delicious pairs of glasses in the entire existance.
Yuzeyun
7,650 posts
ed September 2010
Take. Anyway it would barely make myself better at taiko HR.

My 25 quadrillion pantsu collection.
South
201 posts
ed July 2012
Yea I think I can handle that

A kawaii imotou
Trust
1,250 posts
ed March 2012
Leave.

Supermodel good looks at the cost of only thinking perverted thoughts for the rest of your life.
Birdy
5,753 posts
ed April 2011
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Dubstepping machine.
cheesiest
721 posts
ed September 2009
i am that already

lose the need to shower or use toilet, but never be able to shower or use the toilet

snb you ninja'd but w/e same thing
Birdy
5,753 posts
ed April 2011
no no no no no no no no

cheesiest in a hot tub
AmberLynx
626 posts
ed December 2010
Oh my yes please <3

A sick flounder
Nathanael
Global
6,166 posts
ed January 2013
Topic Starter
No thanks.

A lifetime port for free airplane flights?
AmberLynx
626 posts
ed December 2010
I'd be crazy to on that.

A Japanese HS girl's freshly worn striped pantsu.
AstralPhnx
302 posts
ed April 2012
er um... *grabs*
A computer that never needs to be upgraded
Rorona
281 posts
ed January 2013
Well...no computer really NEEDS to be upgraded.
But if you meant always stayed fast, sure.

The ability to change all school's future education system, in any time, but only once.
Apex_old
736 posts
ed May 2010
No. 3complicated5me

A pill that will make you get another persona on consumption.
Nathanael
Global
6,166 posts
ed January 2013
Topic Starter
No thanks.

A stun gun? =w=
Trust
1,250 posts
ed March 2012
Nope, not sure what I would use it for.

A fish bowl
AmberLynx
626 posts
ed December 2010
Nah I already have 78293 of those and not own a single fish yet.

Fully functional pokeballs that you can capture animals with.
Nathanael
Global
6,166 posts
ed January 2013
Topic Starter
*Takes it and captures a lion and releases it out of town* huehuehue =w=

A mouse with a fixed sensitivity of 10,000 dpi?
Falapalagas
48 posts
ed October 2012
*Takes it and never uses it*

An unlimited amount of rope.
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
ed May 2012
An unlimted amount of rope? an unlimted amount of BDSM action ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A lifetime hip for your local cabbage farm.
Birdy
5,753 posts
ed April 2011
.

A geysir.
silmarilen
5,582 posts
ed February 2010
no thanks, i dont need a gay sir

a lifetime supply of bubble wrap
JareDeZane
79 posts
ed June 2013
OMGYES

Lifetime supply of bacon?
Nathanael
Global
6,166 posts
ed January 2013
Topic Starter
Taking it. >.<

A global credit card with unlimited credits. o.o
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
ed May 2011
taking

same item
Birdy
5,753 posts
ed April 2011
Sure.

A mountain of bubblegum.
Raose
698 posts
ed July 2012
nope

1 wish
South
201 posts
ed July 2012
take

unconditional happiness
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
ed May 2012
ok, why not. it'll probably just do fine in my collection of emotions :v

A (real) golden, liquid turd.
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
ed April 2012
... why would... I want that.

A legit copy of your favourite game.
silmarilen
5,582 posts
ed February 2010
already have that so

never have to work but only live half as long
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
ed April 2012
Yes.

To live the rest of your life with the person of your choice, and only with that person of your choice.
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
ed May 2012
@silm: Nah, i .
I'd rather work out or just leave my body as it is than only living til my late 30s, early 40s (or maybe even early 50s)

@Dulcet: Yeah, why not. I'm not really someone who's jumping back and forth when it comes to girls eitherways.

same q
Birdy
5,753 posts
ed April 2011
yes

same, why not
GladiOol
4,475 posts
ed August 2008
of course.

also same, because, fuck you
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
ed July 2012
Gh, it's a really tough one. What if they get sick of you? What if the pair of you get lonely at some point? It's not like the question means they'll love you forever, or vice versa. In the end, I choose "no"! It sounds quite lovely for a while at least, though.

Fly to and live in any country you want, but you can't move back to your home country. Visiting family/friends is fine, but for no longer than a week.
silmarilen
5,582 posts
ed February 2010
take

a serious cough
cheesiest
721 posts
ed September 2009
leave

no need to have to go to a bathroom (shower, poop, w/e) but lose the ability to enter a bathroom
VIDgamefrk9
56 posts
ed September 2010
take

only being able to get top rank on one mode of osu while you never are able to easy maps on the other modes
Rorona
281 posts
ed January 2013
Leave.

One amazing kernel of popcorn.
AmberLynx
626 posts
ed December 2010
Take it, shower it with love, sleep with it, incubate it so it would mature to a fine healthy fluffy popcorn.

Said popcorn.
Mogsy
osu! Alumni
3,450 posts
Here since the beginning
Leave it. Too much of a momma's corn.

The bills left by the aftermath of said popcorn.
OzzyOzrock
5,185 posts
ed August 2010
le Ave it.

CAKE

WOW THE ORIGINALITY
Nathanael
Global
6,166 posts
ed January 2013
Topic Starter
Takes. =w=

1 year supply of tomatoes?
mathexpert
1,699 posts
ed March 2011
Take~ I love tomatoes! They're a very versatile ingredient as well :3

An all expenses paid trip to the moon, but with a catch: there's a 7% chance that you won't make it back.
Awoo-
31 posts
ed May 2013
Nah, I'd rather see some place on Earth and not possibly die.

An all expenses paid trip to all UNESCO heritage sites within a country of your choice.
Nathanael
Global
6,166 posts
ed January 2013
Topic Starter
. I don't know what is UNESCO.. <.<

A trip around the world with just a bicycle?
Trust
1,250 posts
ed March 2012
I'll , this world has way too many steep hills.

Have people always tell you how photogenic you are, but every time you look in a mirror it shatters because it can't handle the beauty.
Birdy
5,753 posts
ed April 2011
I don't look in the mirrors ever, so why not, I guess.

A free cheek pinch.
Awoo-
31 posts
ed May 2013
Sure, wouldn't hurt to have one I hope

To have the aurora borealis above your town (but you can only see it).
-Seren-
447 posts
ed April 2011
yes. i dnt mind seeing it alone


fireworks
AmberLynx
626 posts
ed December 2010
yay! \:D/

A remote-controlled snail.
JareDeZane
79 posts
ed June 2013
oh yes why not.

a cup of water.
Nathanael
Global
6,166 posts
ed January 2013
Topic Starter
*Takes because I need a drink*

A black casket?
Trust
1,250 posts
ed March 2012
Not for me

A beaded bracelet
Saturnalize
1,490 posts
ed March 2011
No

My 10 years old hello kitty animal alarm clock
JokerFate
208 posts
ed July 2013
nah I prefer dora or teletubies

my limb?
mathexpert
1,699 posts
ed March 2011
nah, you can keep that~

A pair of

?
Birdy
5,753 posts
ed April 2011
Already have, but wouldn't mind another pair.

A can of Pepis?
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