i'd rather die of dehydration than have to shower with my own filtered piss

i curse u to fight a fully prepared and bloodlusted team comprised of batman, goku, full power atem, wordgirl and toodles from mickey mouse clubhouse while unprepared on a random day of the week

there exists no fight, i either die immediately or am perpetually hospitalized while helpless at the mercy of their willingness to not kill me. either that, or you must necessarily make me unlike myself in a manner that betrays my general sentiments and deliberate behaviors, and i will still die

a curse of death phrased in a vaguely "new" way, which, i mean i can't do anything about it so yeah i suppose i'll just live as normal and wait for them to break in while listening to music i love and daydreaming my life away. i'm a malnourished stickbug skeletal corpse, i couldn't possibly do anything, so i wouldn't possibly try anything at all

there is no distress when facing the absolute, thus says the freeze instinct

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Achromalia wrote: 6z4f3o

i curse you with the lifetime roulette for the deprivation of two of four forms of conventional sensation (sight, hearing, smell, taste-- the sense of touch is protected/excluded) which will alternate once per day in an inconsistent order and will persist through the entirety of that given day

that sounds like hell

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i curse you with recieving a box of random items every week on two random days from a totally random source, varying in size and amount of items. most things in the boxes are entirely worthless, such as unsalvagable parts of other things. however, there is that slim chance something in one of those boxes will prove very useful/meaningful to you. maybe a fully-functional video game console or a tool you were going to get anyways. so do you let yourself be complacent and risk throwing something useful out or check every single box you recieve?

ooo sounds like a pawn shop or a framed murder in the making o.o

I curse you with having anime flashbacks whenever you hear a certain trigger word. Multiple words will be tied to different flashbacks, and all of them are common words. You'll never know what the words are though, and everyone around you will just see that you're staring out into space during the flashback. Oh, and they're always embarrassing memories that will be narrated by an emo teen version of yourself.

i'd rather die

I curse you with having a 15 second ads whenever you're doing something and you have to pay $10 per-weeks if you want no ads

I hate this why hwy hwy hwy

I curse you with all of the above but with very light downsides

companies will one day seek to create this torment nexus

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i curse you to have an irresistable urge to scream "MR BEAST" while doing the funny mr beast pose every 30 minutes

I hope Mr. Beast will notice and recognize my love to him someday

I curse you with a vine boom sound effect come after every sentence you speak

I curse you with the inability to use your hands.

SON OF A B-

I curse you with the inability to speak in long sentences and complex words.

in a weird way, i think i feel a little better :) i wanna ask how long the sentence can be, but im hopeful i could learn to fit that ^^

i curse you with!!! dust inconveniently flying and slipping into your eyes and nose at all times unless covered by masks and goggles

i am now... a superhero by force...

I like the vine boom curse, so I'm giving it to you BUT it's the bruh sound effect instead

i will never be taken seriously again. thousands found dead

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i curse you with always having an itch in your ear you can never get rid of

I curse you with being unable to find pictures.

hell nah.

I curse you with being in the second Red Bull seat. It may sound good but trust me, it isn't.

You lose your blahaj

Singular or plural? My reaction will vary.

I make you a diehard Verstappen for the rest of your life, to the point where you'd sacrifice your life if it helped him get just a few more points.

BluePyTheDeer_ wrote: 1s5t41

You lose your blahaj

Plural, ALL of them.


Anyways, you have no more cable or streaming services, so you can't watch F1

You will never be able to leave offtopic and will post every day.

THAT'S BADDDD, I DON'T OPEN OT MUCH, ONLY FG NOOOOO


I curse you to always study your least favorite subject non-stop

Finally I can learn ptoper English or improve at what i suck at,

Whenever you fo laundry the socks never match

Nooooo I already struggle finding socks in the morning TT^TT

I curse you with having the ad of whatever product you're holding play non-stop whenever you hold it. So like if you pick up a can of Coke, you'll just hear Coke ads the entire time.

i get ads all the time anyways, now i just get ads for whatever new product apple puts out next

curse u with having to live in girls next tour

I curse you with always receiving 5 second time penalties every time someone gives one to Esteban Ocon.

I hope he retires soon,

Every time u try to use the letter n you say the letter m

hope it does work vice versa and my brain can adapt to it

I curse you will hear, read and see every human name is as long as Ossas's

I curse you with not being able to make or mod maps in all osu modes.

Your curse worked - I have paws. >^.^<


I curse the below so that he can't sneeze.

YIPEEE FINALLY I DON'T HAVE TO BLOW MY NOSE EVERY SECOND



I curse the below so they teleport every hour randomly

no.

I curse the below with always having a shit PC. Even if they get a NASA supercomputer, it will be shit if it's used by them.

I curse the above me to remove the curse from me

I curse the below me that he will love everyone and wish everyone well.

so does the curse completely rewire my brain or...?

sorry, i mean, yaaaaaay

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i curse you to (mentally) become a cat for an hour whenever you see a bird or a bird-shaped thing (or anything you percieve in that moment to be a bird

you still retain your current body

i live in a village and see cluck and gueese all the time. no
I curse you with any money that you will hold being turned into it's equivalent in pennies.

L curse.

I curse the below me to become an obsessive Lewis Hamilton fan/stan. You will want to watch F1 and buy his merch/F1 GP tickets just to get closer to him. You will follow him everywhere he goes. You'd sacrifice everything you own (even your life) to help Lewis Hamilton in any way if given the chance.

I don't understand


I curse the below me to become a duck for 10 months straight

i'm gonna become a duck youtuber

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i curse you to turn all liquids you touch (that isn't directly sourced from your body) into honey

this includes drinking/otherwise putting it inside your body

ima die

Farfocele wrote: 2y4v31

I curse the below me to become an obsessive Lewis Hamilton fan/stan. You will want to watch F1 and buy his merch/F1 GP tickets just to get closer to him. You will follow him everywhere he goes. You'd sacrifice everything you own (even your life) to help Lewis Hamilton in any way if given the chance.

TL;DR you become the biggest stan of Lewis Hamilton (F1 Driver) there is.

it seems "i" would enjoy myself against my will... fair enough, i didnt really deserve to have a self anyway (/joking)

i curse you to legally purchase every item that catches your interest in chronological order, and if you cannot afford it without a loan, you will comfortably hallucinate it being in your posession until it's really there

Kinda D: as someone who grew up starving due to poverty :/ but is ok!!! can afford it now probably

I curse you with the feeling of a strand of hair inside your mouth forever
It's not there, you just feel it

im sorry to hear that :< i think i could empathize

i would probably acclimate to the phantom hair, maybe even play with it sleepily to fight total boredom and despair

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i curse you with an inescapable looming sense of bread

Could be worse.

I curse you with always having a good keyboard and bad mouse/tablet/aiming device

I could just play 7k lmao

I curse you with going through adolescence again in your 30s. Yes, you will grow bigger still. Yes, you will get a hormonal boom again and have cringe character.

i'll take anything for extra height (please i have to hold onto rails for dear life because my brain's mental map of my body is convinced i should be several feet taller)

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i curse you with hair made out of goop. like if you've ever seen those drawings of slime people, like that

it doesn't need to be taken care of, but it's bright neon goop nobody knows how to style

At least I won't be bald.

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I curse you to watch the saddest movie you know once a day.

NOOOO I CAN'T HANDLE DAILY WATCHES OF "Along With The Gods" TT^TT

I curse you with the perpetual sense of almost sneezing. Nothing will make it go away, even actually sneezing

watch the entirety of one piece in one sitting

im actually kinda interested to watch one piece so it won't hurt me


I curse the person below me to always play osu! and play tech maps all the time

No.

I curse you with your favorite racing driver always getting penalties which scam them out of podiums/wins

Idrc I barely watch F1 nowadays

Cursed with having to play 12 League of Legend games daily, even if you don't play it well tough luck you will now

FUCK FUCK

You have to drive in the Red Bull F1 second seat. (trust me, this is a curse.)

i may be dead

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i curse you to be followed around by an entity that takes the form of the silhouette of a tall, slender man wearing a fedora. sometimes it's there, sometimes it isn't. you most often see it in your peripheral vision and on reflective surfaces, it vanishing soon after you notice it. the entity is entirely non-malicious and can't physically interact with you

That ain't no curse, that's a blessing (People run when I'm near 'em)

You'll never be able to eat any kind of meat ever again.

CLICKMACHINE wrote: 3u1g1k

That ain't no curse, that's a blessing (People run when I'm near 'em)

me and my hallucination (that everyone else can see) <3

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honestly? as much as i like fish, i could handle being permanently vegetarian. plants taste better tbh

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i curse you to always know the twists in a story and you'll be unable to keep yourself from expressing this to anyone else you're watching/reading/playing with in the most annoying, patronising way possible

So I'd become the biggest spoiler in the world. That sucks, but I've seen worse.

You have to live the life of a diehard Ferrari fan.