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No thanks. Maybe next time.
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Guide on mapping osu! standard.
of course.

Coaching from the best mapper.
Sure! I'm interested and lucky to learn.
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Ability to learn a new instrument.
sure.

Ability to learn expert-level TETR.IO play
No cause I don't play it nor do I wanted to

Ability to handle the hottest food and spice ever made
yes actually, normally i can't eat even a hot cheeto

same offer
Ofc. I always enjoy hot food. I'm an authentic Indonesian after all

You can pilot a plane. Just the ability for it, however
Yes, I want To Doing Crazy thing with it, Almost crashing it,


A Recent Centurion tank
Yey! I'll take that tank.

Okay uhhhhhhh who wants to get a cookie?
yes.

A coaching session with mythicalrocket for typing.
sure, i guess? i dunno it gives me something to do

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free n dog plushie

YES YES YES YED YES YES EYSBDNEDFFNMGK

silly plushie of your choice
yes.

Ownership of the Belgium town of Silly.
yes please

huggy? please?
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yes

$19 fortnite card. Who wants it?
why not?

Becoming a werewolf
no.

Becoming a furry.
i'm not that far-off from counting as one, but no

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a portal that allows you to teleport to the setting of your second-to-last played game at any time. note the portal's location changes whenever the second-to-last game changes
sure

a Panzer I
ye sure

A keycult keyboard.
Sure!
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A ticket to help overcome your phobias.
sure.

10% discount code to keychron keyboards
Sure! It really helps to give some to other friends too.
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A big birthday gift that you really need on your 21st or 30th or 40th - depend on which age you haven't reach first.
so... 30th? Idk what it'll be myself. Ehh, fine I guess

A food voucher coupon but you have to share your purchased food with a stranger as a requirement
sure. hopefully the stranger isn't Jeff Bezos.

Blank checks.
nah

a pirated nintendo 3ds full to the brim with games
sure.

The standard offer regarding bans on wikipedia.
idk anything about that, but i decline it

a bottle of [redacted]'s pheromones

B0ii wrote: 6t24m

idk anything about that, but i decline it

a bottle of [redacted]'s pheromones
Wikipedia's standard offer.

OT: Nope.

A stenography keyboard.
Nah, confusing to me


A Female and Femboy Bodyguard that Had pulse rifle from hl2
ye.

A comically sized stick to bonk people with.
too violent in real world, would be arrested, no

Living in Switzerland
mmh, kinda, if there was Some Muslim places, im in


A Coat where Upon death While wearing it, You get Reincarnated To World Of your Choices.
Sure af

Living the life you always wanted, but you lose your family
sure.

You get typing coaching from Mythicalrocket.
who

A one time opportunity on a trip to japan for free
take it.

Same as my last post (Rocket is #1 on MonkeyType.)
Don't care

You die
Leaving it.

You become the GOAT of current F1 drivers. (Max Verstappen)
Ill take it

A Custom 350Z That Can reach 310 KPH
yeah, i'll take it.

You become an F1 pay driver.
nah, doesn't sound too fun....

become a cat ( not a catgirl, just. a cat )

mothmoon wrote: 3l1hm

nah, doesn't sound too fun....

become a cat ( not a catgirl, just. a cat )
Depends on the cat, but i think i will take it.

A keyboard.
Will definitely take the keyboard.

Spend a day with ppy
I'd rather spend a day with hitler

Knowing what a person really thinks of you
yea, i take it!
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a magical orb that grants ur every wish (yes anything)
yes.

You become swedish (bad)
Compared to being a filipino it's like a blessing from god

You become a woman
Not too bad I think

You become an anime character, but as the role of NPC
Ok, But, If i was the villain im in

You get Isekai'd But, Same world as we live in, But The world is plagued with Street racing

AxisPraxisMDS wrote: 186d5w

Ok, But, If i was the villain im in

You get Isekai'd But, Same world as we live in, But The world is plagued with Street racing
If formula 1 exists there too i'm in

A pic of my btd6 profile.
i... don't really see what i'd get out of that, so no i guess

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pipe bomb
yes please :)

a bag of chocolate covered pretzels ^^
chocolate is mid, no sir


go home
I'm already in

ability to turn into a werewolf whenever you want
if you let me exchange the "wolf" for a different animal then sure

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elite-level gaming skills in the most recent game you played
HEEECKK YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

a piece of cloth that can become any article of clothing you wish
Yes

Pizza with Pineapple on it
honestly yeah not that bad!

a trip to the moon?
yes.

The 6969th post? Just kidding, you can't get it anyway.

Ability to take great photos, as long as they are of liminal spaces, dreamcore, or weirdcore.
heck yeah

mmm,,, ps!bandu hug?

lostsilver wrote: 2h4ne

heck yeah

mmm,,, ps!bandu hug?
i guess i don't lose anything, sure.

You can give your least favorite F1 driver a 10 second penalty, once, at any time.
no thx, im into street racing

get a share from any companies linked to racing, about 2 to 6%
i know nothing about racing


banana?

sametdze wrote: 732432

i know nothing about racing


banana?
yes,
where my offer at
where MY offer at?

You get to become Lance Stroll in 2017 and maybe even rewrite his future! You keep his racing skills from that time, so you will still drive for Williams like the actual Lance Stroll did.
No I want to remain a woman even if I like F1

You become an olympian level as in world record level at one sport that you want, but your osu! progress will stagnate forever

E-sports doesn't count so no osu

kokomi armpit wrote: 1pr6i

No I want to remain a woman even if I like F1

You become an olympian level as in world record level at one sport that you want, but your osu! progress will stagnate forever

E-sports doesn't count so no osu
it already did, i have nothing to lose. Taking it.

A setup that looks like your dream setup but it's ran by a 10 year old laptop.
mmh, nah, ill leave it

A Storage full phones, atleast 500, from 2017 to 2022
no thank you

a lifetime supply of your favorite food(s)
Hell yeah!

Getting gta 6 a year early
Why not?

An iPad
For drawing yes, But For Rotting my brains? no

Have Sex with any Celebrities that You liked
nah.

You get to test drive an F1 car with the team that made the car.
i'd leave the offer alone and it along to someone else, that's not particularly interesting for me... but maybe i'd consider it if i were older and understood what i'd feel about it, idk

⎵⫶⎴⫶⎵⫶⎴⫶⎵⫶⎴ ∷ ✦ ∷ ⎴⫶⎵⫶⎴⫶⎵⫶⎴⫶⎵

this offer has four primary premises:

+ you are a telepathic parasite. you can see what other people see, feel what other people feel, think what other people think, and you will their memories. you know everything they know. these people will not know you're there, and there is no apparent form of medical screening that would ever be able to detect you. however, you cannot influence their mind or body, and you can't influence their thoughts/feelings or their choices. you are nothing more than a spectator and experiential archivist.

+ you may occupy one mind/body at a time from five other people, like a metaphorical collection of extra "save-files" and "load-files" (in addition to your own original body/mind), and you may then internalize the experiences that the hosts collected/ed through the continuity of those bodies and their histories. you can absorb that information into your own original body without necessarily overwriting your own current original personality, although maintaining multiple perspectives at once will come with a catch that will be explained later. you can only mix-and-match those imported personalities/memories to emulate something about how someone behaves/thinks/feels while in your original body/mind, and you can only manipulate/emulate those mixed-and-matched characteristics through conscious effort. any personalities/memories you've adopted in those five "save-files" will as separate conflicting "intuitions/instincts" until you're done.

+ to observe someone, simply daydream about them while attempting to imagine who they've been, and keep searching until you grow a compulsive sequence of intuitions. pursue these intuitions vigorously until you can vividly see a frozen image of what that person's point of view looks like-- then relax, hold onto that memory, open your eyes, and blink. you now see/feel everything exactly as they do except they're accompanied with a sensation akin to a vague impression of a lucid dream-- but while you exist as this person, you will also intuitively feel part of yourself "outside" the host body you're observing... so if you want to save/exit this point of view to return to "yourself", repeat the daydream procedure and imagine who you've originally been.

+ however, your new experiences will naturally dilute and scramble your personality from the original body as a result of conflicting instincts/impressions/perspectives/values from other people. you know everything other people know except you now doubt what you originally knew before you took the offer. you think new thoughts and feel new feelings about your original experiences, so those memories now feel vaguely foreign, and while you can intuit what they've meant to you, you don't really instinctually respond to them the way you normally did-- if you had to make a conscious and deliberate effort to emulate other people before you took this offer (an offer made to relieve yourself of that effort and experience other perspectives with absolute clarity and accuracy), you now have to deliberately make an effort to emulate your original self in order to retain that original personality. ultimately, you can condition yourself to mitigate it and hold true to your original personality, but it will require some discipline.
Nah a spectator mode wouldn't be that useful legally


A magical copybook that can answer any question. It looks blank if you don't do anything, but if you ask a question before opening, an answer will be written. It's an 98 sheet copybook, but you must use it wisely, since the answers can be verbose and, of course, it's finite.
nah, google does that job just fine

the ability to double anything, but you can only double once a day, and whatever you double can only be doubled once a day
Take it. Doubling responsibly ofc (by responsibly I mean doubling inconsiqential things like idk, in-game currency)

Literally the transmutation engine that you use in Opus Magnum. It still operates on the game's alchemy and you need to figure out the formulas and molecules yourself. You also need to find reagents for it too
Take it. It just works.




GameStop
leave it, using my two thousand legs

i dont have money to buy their games and i dont play anything nor have i normally cared to look for anything anyway x')

a $1.6K USD (monthly-rented) studio apartment in the state of michigan with no furnishing except antique splintered chairs

Achromalia wrote: 6z4f3o

leave it, using my two thousand legs

i dont have money to buy their games and i dont play anything nor have i normally cared to look for anything anyway x')

a $1.6K USD (monthly-rented) studio apartment in the state of michigan with no furnishing except antique splintered chairs
I don't live there so if I have to pay for it I'll , otherwise i'd take it, get some furniture there and rent it out.

$10k of GameStop stock
Leave it.




A stable job at McDonald's


(leave it)

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a console that can play any games from any nintendo console released up until the wii (it works perfectly fine and peforms exactly the same as whatever hardware/firmware it has to emulate/replicate to play the game, including any in-game glitches). you will still have to source the games and any peripherals, and likely physically too as the console is extremely difficult to modify and will most likely break if you try to
awww hell nah what good is a console if I can't mod it

the ability to noclip irl
would be fun to noclip to a room instead of opening the door so, I'll take it




the ability to get 10$ everytime you scream
a method for reducing anger/stress/whatever that i get PAID for? taking it (and getting a noise complaint midday)

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infinite taco bell tacos (they're all the exact same kind of taco)
have never tried taco bell so why not

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have the ability to turn invisible everytime you do 30 push ups

and turn visible again by doing 25 pull ups
, I can't do that many pull-ups so I'd just be stuck invisible forever

Ability to read minds however you can never hear what people actually are saying anymore and just hear their thoughts.
Leave it, while it would be useful, I'd go insane for not hearing anyone.



A functional N64
Leave it, I don't really have anything that's on my playlist and on N64

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A magical emulator than can emulate any console or hardware regardless of the original console's release, packed with a lot of qol, runs games perfectly and even better than the original hardware, and it can even by some simple DRM and Anti-piracy. Any attempts to redistribute the emulator (specifically the installer/apk) will break the installer/apk and the installer/apk has a limit of 20 different devices that it can install to. You receive the installation media for said emulator as a USB drive.
Leave it, I don't trust magical items. I also don't play older games.

A simple bowl of Pho Ga
im taking it

pho is delicious
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a simple bowl of indomie
ye ok

a blahaj.
Take it.



A broken piano.
leave it, even if i were to salvage it i don't have the space to keep its parts

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lifetime free instant noodles
take it take it TAKE IT

i love instant noodles

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lifetime free beef
Leave it. I don't want to eat meat all the time.



A synthesizer.
Take it could be fun to play around with making music

The ability to fly however you can only fly as fast as you can run.
I wanna fly. quack



the ability to create anything using imagination but only once per day
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