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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
So, please be creative, don't give actual insulting curses.

Let me start: I curse you with every lemon, orange and citrus that you squeeze won't have juice and will be full of seeds.
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with your pizzas having no crust.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Man ;w;

I curse you with all your keyboards changing from QWERTY to AZERTY to COLEMAK at random times.
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Zelzatter Zero
4,045 posts
ed October 2016
I curse you to have at least one LEGO piece on the floor every time you take a step
B0ii
594 posts
ed November 2021
I curse you to make all of your bread be nothing but all crust
Corne2Plum3
Global
1,847 posts
ed November 2019
Your now cursed and every person, animal or furry who see you will want to eat you
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you to never be able to play your favourite games again
MangaGrumpy
351 posts
ed May 2022
I curse you to be allergic to sausages
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
I was literally going to have them as lunch today...

I curse you with all pencils, pens and anything you write with start writing with random rainbow colors.
MangaGrumpy
351 posts
ed May 2022
Nice job dingus, now I mad grrr
I curse you to only speak in german
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Zelzatter Zero
4,045 posts
ed October 2016
Sorry, Deutsch ist nicht meine Muttersprache.

Ich verfluche dich, wenn alle Spiele, die du liebst, von EA gekauft werden.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
JOKES ON YOU I LIKE THE SIMS...
As for the rest... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I curse you with being stuck to Windows XP, every time you try to use a computer with a newer operating system, it explodes.
Zelzatter Zero
4,045 posts
ed October 2016
I curse you with all your electronic accessories being unable to turn on
keremaru
227 posts
ed November 2017
I curse you to an eternal life of constant good luck.
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z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
i curse you to have every place you go to have a lemon
Zelzatter Zero
4,045 posts
ed October 2016
I curse you with your PC/laptop having no U
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
oh... getting a replacement will be easier

I curse you with your chair being made out of cardboard
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with getting unsolicited coupons every day for services you don't use.
synthwavesquid
226 posts
ed February 2021
i curse you to be permanently followed around by a duck wearing a tophat. the duck is immortal and can't be harmed
MangaGrumpy
351 posts
ed May 2022
Ok very nice
I curse you with your pillow farting every 24 hours
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
pillow poofs out regular air every 24 hours, seems fine most of the time

every time you wake up from sleeping, a building within 100 miles around you collapses excluding the building you're in, the building you live at, and buildings within a mile of either location
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Zelzatter Zero
4,045 posts
ed October 2016
I curse you with the ability to trade your dreams (even the most absurd one) with your life.
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with your osu being restricted and unrestricted every day
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
oh, well.


I curse you with the inability of seeing the color white.
HoosierTransfer
280 posts
ed October 2021
dies because i use a dt skin

every hour 1 file gets deleted from your computer
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
I have lots of unimportant files so that'll be fine I guess.
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You have to suffer listening to your worst music genre.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
WHY?!

I curse you with the letter "E" not working in none of the keyboards you write with, and you will also be unable to copy-paste it.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Ok.
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You will pay some tax daily.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Aw crap, I hope it's deducted automatically from my bank .

You're cursed with your sweat being made of superglue.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Cool, I guess. I smell rubbery.
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I give you lemons as your daily meal and you need to eat it.
Zelzatter Zero
4,045 posts
ed October 2016
I curse you with immorality, but in turn a spider will always be on your body.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Cool.
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You will stuck in a different dimension but in the same world.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
I'm 2D! oh...

You're cursed with forgetting what vowels are.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
qwrtyup?
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You'll be speaking a whole new language and never understand other people anymore and vice versa.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
¿JAB? ¿QUÉ ESTÁS DICIENDO? NOOOOOOOOO.

I curse you with your vocabulary being reduced to 10 words.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
the i, be to and have i

when it rains near you, all falling water shifts a cm towards you per meter fallen
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
a

i curse you to get random pizzas with toppings you don't like every day.
keremaru
227 posts
ed November 2017
OK. Time to make "send pizza to homeless shelter" a part of my daily routine.

I curse you with having to close one of your eyes for multiple hours of the day, every day.
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with all your mouses being set to unchangable 200 dpi
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
That's fine, I'm used to full area player.
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You're always not confident with your answers and make second guesses - eventually you can't answer.
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with always having the urge to cheat in any game you play.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
At least I'm better than you + skill issue.
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Stuck on a day cycle.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
gotta stay inside i guess, it's gonna get insanely hot here

gems fill the sky that you can see, continuously blocking out more sun as time goes
MangaGrumpy
351 posts
ed May 2022
That's actually really kind of you

I curse you that so every can of beans you eat spontaneously combusts for no reason
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Hah, I NEVER eat canned beans.

I curse you that you cannot touch plastic.
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with everyone giving you unsolicited awards on reddit.
Cubedflame
172 posts
ed August 2021
i curse you so that you sound like darth vader
Zelzatter Zero
4,045 posts
ed October 2016
oh I love deep voice

I curse you with the inability to see.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Alright, I hope I could live with this.

I curse you with your monitor, phones and screens be stuck at 1% brightness.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
As long as I'm not under a sunlight, I'm fine with it.
Plus, I'm used to it so git gud.
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Unable to chew food - meaning you only able to swallow drink or blended food to digest.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
that's actually quite bad

anything you're physically on that is not stuck to earth itself will start experiencing negative gravity(be repelled instead of attracted) until you get off it
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JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Guess I can't use my electronic device much. (Took me 10 hours to type this.)
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Living in someone's life at random starting now.
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020

JustABeginner wrote: 1i3411

Guess I can't use my electronic device much. (Took me 10 hours to type this.)
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Living in someone's life at random starting now.
Now i have to pray to RNGesus.

I curse you with your typing speed on any keyboard be limited to 10wpm.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Noooooooooooo <-took 30 seconds to write.

I curse you with woofing every 20 seconds on average.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
would sound quite wrong coming from me


any fan, air conditioner, and heater you turn on will blow x100 the expected speed
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Zelzatter Zero
4,045 posts
ed October 2016
100x the speed, 100x the fun!

I curse you with no arms on your body.
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with all your rubik's cubes turning into rubik's brand when you touch them.
Corne2Plum3
Global
1,847 posts
ed November 2019
I curse you, so everytime you reach 100 combo, you'll be nervous and your cursor will be shaking
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
I'll play other gamemodes.

I curse you with your doors taking at least 30 minutes to open.
TGGD
591 posts
ed November 2021
Are you kidding me!?

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I curse you with a spoon you have to hold for eternity but it hurts you every 10 minutes
Cubedflame
172 posts
ed August 2021
oof

i curse you with you slamming your pinky into a door every time you close it
Zelzatter Zero
4,045 posts
ed October 2016
ouch

I curse you with someone stalking you every time you go to the bathroom.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
ok that's just uncomfortable


a random 1m bubble will appear within the city(or town or village) you live in every minute and when that bubble touches something, the bubble will explode, sending out the exact amount of water
the rate of bubbles appearing will double every week at midnight at your local time
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
The whaaaaat.

I curse you with your teeth being made of glass.
TGGD
591 posts
ed November 2021
What?

I curse you with a necklace that you are forced to wear but every hour plays a random creepy sound
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Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with an immortal amogus watching your every move.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
Sussy baka.
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You always make predictions on what happens next but you can't tell if it's true or not.
Stomiks
9,043 posts
ed March 2021
I curse you to act like a toddler for 15 minutes at random invertals everyday.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
I already did.
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You can't forget everything you ed that gives your nightmare.
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you with your s on online video games getting randomly banned and unbanned
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
You're going to have a malfunction system in your PC.
It takes a really long time to figure out the problem and it happened on your big day presentation always.
MangaGrumpy
351 posts
ed May 2022
I curse you to be a rat
Farfocele
1,084 posts
ed April 2020
I curse you to be unable to post in the osu! forums.
z0z
521 posts
ed February 2018
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everyday, you will experience a near death situation though this will not affect where, when, or how you will actually die
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,262 posts
ed March 2013
Topic Starter
Thanks, just when I thought my panic attacks couldn't get worse.

You're cursed with everything you eat or drink tasting like copper, including water.
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
ed December 2016
At least there's something I can get my energy from.
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Unable to react quickly.
TGGD
591 posts
ed November 2021
That's actually kinda useful for some things

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I curse you to wear a watch that every hour plays you a creepy 30 minute lullaby
Zelzatter Zero
4,045 posts
ed October 2016
could i ask what that song is? imma map it in osu

I curse you to be stuck in a loop when you wake up in a nightmare only for it to turn out to be another nightmare and repeat
Stomiks
9,043 posts
ed March 2021
How long would that loop last?

I curse you to getting mildy inconvenienced at the most important times of your life.
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