Rules : You take the sentence above and either change each letter above to an synonym, antonym or something that rhyme. (You could also keep a word the same)
You can add or subtract a word but the sentence cannot exceed 20 words.
Example-
Original : My life is in pain
New : Your wife is inside a drain
Reasoning : Your (antonym) wife (rhymes) is (same) inside (synonym) a (added) drain (rhymes)
Someone start the curse train of sentence

i hate my life

you ate my wife

we grate your knife

We celebrate your long blade

they contemplate our song's rates

they not contemplate our song's rates

We not hate their tongs mates

We hate their tongs mates

i love air add-ons, enemies

piles of hair, cut off with ease

Heaps of feathers, gutted with bees

reeks of leather! gut it with these...