ALRIGHT, LET'S GO!

I will be too lazy to compile and categorize or do anything at all, so just post here and be a cool kid.

invisible hitcircles

peppy will override a popular community opinion

osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A ER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be ing beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month

not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious

Static Noise Bird wrote: p5k4c

I will be too lazy to compile and categorize or do anything at all

Me too.

Wojjan wrote: 6d5my

osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A ER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be ing beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month

not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious

this would be the best

Nothing funny will happen

In fact, the joke will take place entirely in the "Not funny or interesting" thread

Your healthbar becomes your cursor

Also, relevant:
edit: wrong pic

You can pay for pp!

I'll just go with what I've always had in mind...

Everyone will have chat op powers in IRC.

Kitsunemimi wrote: 6p5b69

I'll just go with what I've always had in mind...

Everyone will have chat op powers in IRC.

no

this is not funny

this is highly dangerous

random 2 year silences all over the place
but theyll be gone on april 2 anyway

peppy will shut down everything

I when I first ed 2 years ago. Everything was nightcore'd and almost made me quit the game after 1 hour of playing.

Until I found out it was a joke. ;_;

All modes will be switched around (Taiko = osu! , osu! = ctb)

silmarilen wrote: 1f6o48

random 2 year silences all over the place
but theyll be gone on april 2 anyway

or will they?

*dramatic chipmunk*

Dubstep mod

Let peppy make this osu! in to !uso
That should be upside down

The forums will be on flashlight and something pops out....

Kunieda wrote: 2n344q

Let peppy make this osu! in to !uso
That should be upside down

Osu!

i bet none of what the staff says (BAT, etc.) will be true, since they probably, like last year, already knows what it is

i think though, that he'll make this game like touhou

LaVolpe024 wrote: 552a71

The staff will give troublemakers op status for April Fool's.

#japanese becomes the new #osu

all things both in-game and website will turn into something Ohio State University related

dNextGen wrote: 2469t

all things both in-game and website will turn into something Ohio State University related

This

JInxyjem wrote: 59226l

Dubstep mod

oh shit

"Congratulations! You've won 1000 free pp! Click this link to get it!"

*Opens up the donation page*

open osu, says it needs to an update and that an easter egg is available--finding it nets you a new achievement

updates

open osu again

get bombarded by ads

play some maps--every time you start up a map you have to wait ten seconds while an ad plays in front of you before you can play

breaking a combo will play a three second track of the staff laughing at you

last note before an FC

osu lags

"Score submission failed due to system lag"

miss last note anyway

Proceed to rant on chat

Soarezi is chat , silences anyone not posting nonsense

get silenced

Proceed to rant on forums

friendok is global mod, all boards have been flooded with plotter threads requesting help delivering malnourished daughter's bastard child

trying to make a new thread will result in the contents getting replaced by "hitler did nothing wrong" if it wasn't that beforehand

closing the osu window without donating to the osu cause or clicking on at least three ads nets you a permanent ban

discussing the easter egg nets you a permanent ban

talking about hitler nets you a permanent ban

All the changes can't be undone by april second; the staff has lost control and all s have been conveniently run over by trucks

osu is lost forever

All the scores shall be reset and your emperor shall remain #1 for the entire day eternity.

Wojjan wrote: 6d5my

osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A ER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be ing beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month

not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious

This.

uh umm uhhh peppy... willl.... CALL THE POLICE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

Brian OA wrote: 4ye19

open osu, says it needs to an update and that an easter egg is available--finding it nets you a new achievement

updates

open osu again

get bombarded by ads

play some maps--every time you start up a map you have to wait ten seconds while an ad plays in front of you before you can play

breaking a combo will play a three second track of the staff laughing at you

last note before an FC

osu lags

"Score submission failed due to system lag"

miss last note anyway

Proceed to rant on chat

Soarezi is chat , silences anyone not posting nonsense

get silenced

Proceed to rant on forums

friendok is global mod, all boards have been flooded with plotter threads requesting help delivering malnourished daughter's bastard child

trying to make a new thread will result in the contents getting replaced by "hitler did nothing wrong" if it wasn't that beforehand

closing the osu window without donating to the osu cause or clicking on at least three ads nets you a permanent ban

discussing the easter egg nets you a permanent ban

talking about hitler nets you a permanent ban

All the changes can't be undone by april second; the staff has lost control and all s have been conveniently run over by trucks

osu is lost forever

I laughed… and die
D:

Brian OA wrote: 4ye19

last note before an FC

osu lags

"Score submission failed due to system lag"

don't need april fools 4 that

Brian OA wrote: 4ye19

Soarezi is chat , silences anyone not posting nonsense

I was actually thinking this exact same thing

Everyone gets banned.

elo system implemented ; only a few maps free to play every week ; possibility to play multi against bots ; pp become currency to buy more maps/skins ; game becomes region-locked with 5 different servers ; no avatar selection, only "player icon" is selected from a bunch of images in a gallery ; Sync, SapphireGhost, JAKACHAN, MMzz and Silynn create a team called TSM

world will end

well it's the 1st april in australia

so i guess nothing happens

nothing happens

that's the april fools

Wojjan wrote: 6d5my

osu! becomes a mock pay2win game

it's already that for taiko mode
screens

maal wrote: 1k4x34

well it's the 1st april in australia

so i guess nothing happens

he always waits until it is like 2am in GMT +1. so yeah, between now and maybe 3 am we can expect the april fools day to launch.

or maybe he waits for the us.

random people will have OP powers~
would be nice
I'd silence everyone

Soooo nothing happens?

Big Money and other unranked maps get ranked

OT gets locked

Only mods can post in it

Sync makes fun of us

Sync gets demoted

Everything is undone

nothing happened my mates! :3333

Rank #0

Andrea will become BAT again

Kotaro wrote: 6c672x

nothing happened my mates! :3333

guess this is happened
t/125572
funny funny

Seph wrote: 6k1228

Andrea will become BAT again

OH SHIT

i'm disappoint in australia

Yeah, this was pretty disappointing.
Also what the fuck

i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot

Forced Hidden mod on all beatmaps all day xD

peppy will be #1 of the world

hikari_eniza wrote: 3m6r1r

i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot

I like tsundere BanchoBot

Can we keep it

hikari_eniza wrote: 3m6r1r

i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot

and no one expected the spanish inquisition

except the guys who planned it

the controls of all games modes will be in random order at each gameplay.

I didn't play online so I didn't even notice it, previous years the april fools have been a lot bigger and a lot more fun.

it's April 2nd. stop predicting

Dulcet wrote: 334l49

hikari_eniza wrote: 3m6r1r

i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot

and no one expected the spanish inquisition

*looks at the door expectantly*

oh no

people will keep posting in this thread on april 3rd

Posting on April 3rd

Wait crap I'm thirteen minutes early hold on

Double-post incoming, assuming some innocent bystander does not post here

Posting on April 3rd