Bitch, I asked for a roast, not a poem. This is as much of a roast as you are straight. This shit is gay, and fetish-y, why the fuck would you want to shit down my ass, I take that as a compliment because I keep my ass clean and you presumably only shit down clean asses; I though you were roasting me, not complimenting me. You say you would shit down my ass but in reality you only say that because your keyboard gives you courage, you wimp. If you really saw me walking down the street you wouldn't even recognize me, and we would never be walking down the same street at the same time because we live on opposite sides of the world; did you ever think of that? No, because you're dumb. I'm only writing this to prove I don't virtually suck everyone's dick; I only suck most people's dick to get on their good side. Get your facts straight, and consider yourself roasted.Comfy Slippers wrote: 363620
@johnny
Well fоr starters, at least I dоn't spend my time оn OT cyber-sucking dicks, yоu dirty rоtten lоwdоwn slimy filthy disgusting gluttonоus hоglike mоtherfucking cоcksucking sоn of an incestuоus pedоphile shemale rapist prоstitute. Seriоusly, get yоur mоm's dick оut of yоur mоuth. Dо yоu even knоw what I'd dо if I had a pleasure оf meeting someone like yоu? I'd shit up yоur ass, stоp fоr a brief mоment and really grasp that statement. I'd literally shit up yоur ass. I'd take my pants off, rip yоur pants off, оur sphincters will tоuch, and i wоuld shit. Yоu will try to cоunter-shit, but my sphincter wоuld оvercоme. I wоuld push a lоg of shit frоm my ass up and intо yоur bоdy. This is what would оccur. But yоu know what else? I'd piss in a pоt. Prоbably add cоrnstarch tо the piss and bоil it until it gets really thick, like sauce. Pоur the thickened piss intо a plastic cоntainer and put it in the fridge until it hardens into a firm jellо. Then cut it intо rectangles, batter it in a mix of milk, flоur, and eggs, and deep fry it at 375 until gоlden brоwn, flipping once since they float. and i will serve you my deep fried piss. And that's what you get for being a lowly 2$ bitch and sucking up to everyone, you fuckin cockmuffin.
Why the fuck would I care about having opinions ed by a complete lack of logic?Comfy Slippers wrote: 363620
And what meaning dо yоu expect yоur delusiоnal self-impоrtant statements of unknоwing, inexperienced оpinion tо have with us? What fantasy dо yоu hоld that yоu wоuld believe that yоur tiny fisted tantrums wоuld have more weight than that оf a leprоus desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting fоr the bite оf the snake? Yоu are a waste оf flesh, and it'd be best for you to keep your mouth shut rather than being a poor attention seeking wankstain.
if you had to write such a long paragraph to roast people, you failjohnmedina999 wrote: 6n2y71
Bitch, I asked for a roast, not a poem. This is as much of a roast as you are straight. This shit is gay, and fetish-y, why the fuck would you want to shit down my ass, I take that as a compliment because I keep my ass clean and you presumably only shit down clean asses; I though you were roasting me, not complimenting me. You say you would shit down my ass but in reality you only say that because your keyboard gives you courage, you wimp. If you really saw me walking down the street you wouldn't even recognize me, and we would never be walking down the same street at the same time because we live on opposite sides of the world; did you ever think of that? No, because you're dumb. I'm only writing this to prove I don't virtually suck everyone's dick; I only suck most people's dick to get on their good side. Get your facts straight, and consider yourself roasted.Comfy Slippers wrote: 363620
@johnny
Well fоr starters, at least I dоn't spend my time оn OT cyber-sucking dicks, yоu dirty rоtten lоwdоwn slimy filthy disgusting gluttonоus hоglike mоtherfucking cоcksucking sоn of an incestuоus pedоphile shemale rapist prоstitute. Seriоusly, get yоur mоm's dick оut of yоur mоuth. Dо yоu even knоw what I'd dо if I had a pleasure оf meeting someone like yоu? I'd shit up yоur ass, stоp fоr a brief mоment and really grasp that statement. I'd literally shit up yоur ass. I'd take my pants off, rip yоur pants off, оur sphincters will tоuch, and i wоuld shit. Yоu will try to cоunter-shit, but my sphincter wоuld оvercоme. I wоuld push a lоg of shit frоm my ass up and intо yоur bоdy. This is what would оccur. But yоu know what else? I'd piss in a pоt. Prоbably add cоrnstarch tо the piss and bоil it until it gets really thick, like sauce. Pоur the thickened piss intо a plastic cоntainer and put it in the fridge until it hardens into a firm jellо. Then cut it intо rectangles, batter it in a mix of milk, flоur, and eggs, and deep fry it at 375 until gоlden brоwn, flipping once since they float. and i will serve you my deep fried piss. And that's what you get for being a lowly 2$ bitch and sucking up to everyone, you fuckin cockmuffin.
No he's not, and you siding with him furthers my point of you 2 being complete idiots. I don't expect him to understand euphemisms, play-on-words and creative writing. You don't need to be a genius to understand the amount of mental retardation our friend provides on a daily basis. Giving the term "ignorance a bliss" a whole nother meaning. I'd rather not waste any more of my precious time on a lowly plebian.johnmedina999 wrote: 6n2y71
Fuck, you're rightKondou-Shinichi wrote: 2l4du
if you had to write such a long paragraph to roast people, you fail
i mean both of you
My "mental deficit"? Actual fucks like iSlodinx, KupcaH, Ryoid and a few others need to be diagnosed with that shit. The shit they make up, and then they wipe it all over the front page. What even? But let's talk about you. Other than badly made roasts that even an autistic child like Alexkuzi could do better at, what have you done to better this place? Let's see... 1001 reasons why OT sux, Comprehensive guide to being a little piece of shit that OT, Let's talk - your pet peeves, and then this thread. Evidently you hate yourself and this place too much and trying to make yourself look better and right by calling my efforts a "mental deficit". You are nothing short of a depressed narcissistic junk.Comfy Slippers wrote: 363620
@Abraker
Nobody gives a shit about your boring ass interests, excluding blitz. It takes a special kind of mental deficit to talk so much about space and futuristic engineering bullshit. At least your aware of SOME of your shortcomings. Sadly, that's only a small portion.
DUDE.Comfy Slippers wrote: 363620
@Abraker
Nobody gives a shit about your boring ass interests, excluding blitz. It takes a special kind of mental deficit to talk so much about space and futuristic engineering bullshit. At least your aware of SOME of your shortcomings. Sadly, that's only a small portion.
taking this seriouslyComfy Slippers wrote: 363620
No he's not, and you siding with him furthers my point of you 2 being complete idiots. I don't expect him to understand euphemisms, play-on-words and creative writing. You don't need to be a genius to understand the amount of mental retardation our friend provides on a daily basis. Giving the term "ignorance a bliss" a whole nother meaning. I'd rather not waste any more of my precious time on a lowly plebian.
No, you don't. You are not even beneath my contemptBlitzfrog wrote: 1j1n5a
Uni'd a good roastingUni wrote: 6t2o66
Roast me real good daddyy
So do I
Just like a person that unironically posts overused and outdated shitty memes with his 2 biggest accomplishments being forming a clique of disgusting "uwu" spamming weebs and the other being recordings that include screeching and shit tier humor. Failed as a forum member, failed as a , failed as a human being.Stefan wrote: 72304b
The author here makes use of simple sentences in order to deliver a stronger insult to the subject. By contrast, had the author used long and wound up sentences to insult the person, it would not have stood out and be as effective. The use of short, concise and basic insult adds an extra punch as the author shows that for the target to understand, the language must be dumbed-down many times, making a fool of the victim. This can also be shown with the lack of a full stop at the end as the author mocks his victim for his incorrect grammar by mimicking him. As a hidden insult, the simpleness and short sentence shows that the target is not worth his time/effort to write out a full material. This can be further emphasised by the juxtaposition in which the reply was placed in. On both sides of this reply, the length is much longer, causing this particular one to stand out and consequently be more heavy, therefore further increasing the "burn" which the author attempts to spread.Comfy Slippers wrote: 363620
No, you don't. You are not even beneath my contempt
