{"content":"\n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n AmberLynx<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 626 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed December 2010<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n AmberLynx<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-01T20:51:23+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n Oh side pocket, what would I do without you. You've been there for me since I picked you up at a certain clothing store, at a certain mid-class shopping mall, in a certain overpopulated town, nicely seamed on a certain pair of slim fit jeans. You never disappoint me with your ability to keep things snugly in place. Phones, coins, earphones, candies and on occasion, redundant folded flyers that I didn't want to read, forcefully handed out to me. Not to forget your little mini-me pocket compartment that's been a special place to keep my keys, guitar picks and whatnot. You're like an inanimate kangaroo! You can be a tease at times, when you cling on to my phone too tightly. Thus whenever it vibrates, I let out a meek squeal in public. But you've always been my favorite pocket. I don't care about the one on the other side. He's just there for decoration purposes and to maintain a symmetrical balance of the pants. Much less the back pockets. Pfft. Why are they even there? They hinder me from having a comfortable sit whenever they're stuffed with things. Anyways I just want to take time to appreciate how magnificently efficient you are. I hope to wear you for long years to come.p.s. don't get a hole on yourself.<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/center><\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n Kanye West<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 2,222 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed July 2011<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n Kanye West<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-02T12:55:04+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n No longer has a hipster gif avatar, what a loser.<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n -Seren-<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 447 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed April 2011<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n -Seren-<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-02T13:52:00+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n speaks out his thoughts<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/span>\n <\/span>\n <\/div>\n \n iWhorse<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 299 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed December 2012<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n iWhorse<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-02T13:55:03+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n needs to quit runescape<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n -Seren-<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 447 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed April 2011<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n -Seren-<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-02T13:57:56+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n doesnt know me<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n Kitsunemimi<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 2,188 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed April 2009<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n Kitsunemimi<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-02T14:01:26+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n SCANDALous obsession<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/center><\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n -Seren-<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 447 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed April 2011<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n -Seren-<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-02T14:04:31+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n cute fox<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n AstralPhnx<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 302 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed April 2012<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n AstralPhnx<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-02T23:51:31+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n Kitsunemimi wrote:<\/h4>I am not kidding. I don't think I've ever seen a worse poster in any forum. I really wish you would fuck off and stop fucking up these forums.Plus, this isn't the compliment thread.<\/blockquote>You fuck off. Stop being a total bitch!<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n Francis<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 120 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed November 2012<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n Francis<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-03T00:19:23+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n Please disappear<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n Bye.<\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n AstralPhnx<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 302 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed April 2012<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n AstralPhnx<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-03T00:22:07+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n WHAT HAS EVERYONE GOT AGAINST ME!!!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!? What did I ever do to you?!?<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n thelewa<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 3,537 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed August 2010<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n thelewa<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-03T01:35:31+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n I think you're an outstanding forum poster<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n Eeo<\/a>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n 37 posts\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n\n \n ed March 2013<\/strong>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n \n \n \n Eeo<\/a>\n\n \n 2013-08-03T01:39:35+00:00<\/time>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n I think you're really good at vocalising what's on everyone's mind.<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n \n \n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n o624x